It's time yet again for our popular feature "Top Six Weirdest Search-Strings on My Website".

The following are culled from the site statistics, and are actual search-strings used by actual people visiting my (actual) site. Drum-roll, please, Anton:

6) "bible with f's instead of s's"

Yes, entering this query into Google will indeed bring up 'voyage to mars'...but can anyone tell me what this question means? Is there a market for a Bible that replaces every 's' with an 'f', or am I missing something crucial here? At any rate, this search-string deserves to be ranked as the sixth weirdest search-string this month. So far.

5) "3d doax naked"

Not so much 'weird' as 'sad', really.

4) "bit torrent shaolin"

I don't get it, but I assume it's related to the following query:

3) "download japanese drama using bit torrent"

The moral? When at first you don't succeed, ask, ask again.

2) "crashes or stacy or pertained or unfamiliarity or fouling"

Yes, all right. Not very picky about what you're searching for, are you? Any of the above will do, right? What is the relationship between those words? Only one person knows. And s/he ain't talking.

And the number one weirdest search-string is:

1) "david letterman salma hayek breasts"

There's really no question about it: this is the weirdest search-string this month. And what's weirder - my site is ranked as the number four resource on "david letterman salma hayek breasts" by Google. Good call.  ¶ 17:13