I think
The Onion just spoiled
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix for me. Bastards. Funny bastards, but still - bastards.
The
Two Coreys ruled the 80s, and I just found out what happened to the "cute" one, Haim. He moved back in with his Mom and made a horrible and horribly depressing
website. Okay, so it's a little bit funny, and serves as a stern warning to parents considering selling their offspring to Hollywood (like the
Mac wasn't enough of a cautionary tale), but it's mostly just sad. And a little funny. But sad.
Corey number two also has a
website, but it's not as funny or sad.
Now the question is, whatever happened to Isaac, Taylor, and Zachary Hanson? Are they all growns up now? Inquiring minds want to know. (Not really.)