voyage to mars

Tuesday, July 15, 2003

I am physically and mentally incapable of putting together a piece of IKEA furniture without getting at least three (3) pieces wrong.

The instructions just aren't made for guys like me. There are strange figures, arrows, and tools - I don't know what's going on, I get all confused.

I always end up having to dismantle parts or whole of whatever it is I'm putting together. It's a trial, it really is.

Is there any wonder I'm not getting any dates these days? The women are picking up on my IKEA-itis. It's very counterproductive to that whole nesting thing. If you can't assemble a DVD shelf, you're not a man. ¶ 00:24

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