Off to bed soon, but thought I'd get one final message in before I fly off and, well, land somewhere else. Right. I might bring my laptop with me - haven't decided yet - and if I do I'll certainly try to Blog from the Big Apple. Problem with laptops is, they're huge. And heavy. They certainly provide a 'top' for your 'lap', but they also provide more heat than the midday sun in Riyadh, which leads to profuse sweating in the, uh, 'groin' area. The 'unmentionable' regions. Which can be rather annoying...and gross.

What the world really needs are laptops that: a) Weigh slightly less than a large American car; b) Which produce less heat than our sun; and c) Don't need to be recharged every six minutes. Towing my Dell along for the ride is like pulling a caravan with a grossly obese family of seven; it'd fit right into a strongman contest in Scotland: haul the laptop from one end of the field to the other. My laptop rarely if ever leaves my apartment.

But I might bring it this time. We'll see.

Right then. Snooze time. Gotta get those Zs in. Need my shuteye. Have a whole bag of tired to empty. Should-

-of for crying out loud, I'm going to sleep.  ¶ 23:56