So I totally forgot to mention this earlier, but tonight's Oscar night, and we all know what that means. Yup, it's the annual (well, second year in a row) RagnarTornquist.com live Oscar watch! Yup, tune in and stay online to get my continuously updated commentary on the 75th Academy Awards...live from L.A. And also my living-room in Oslo. Glamorous, ain't it?

Since I forgot to advertise this, chances are the audience numbers will be...negligible. To say the least. But for those of you who log on and keep clicking 'refresh' every ten minutes, I salute you. Good on you, mates. You're in for a right old treat, you are. My trademarked Funnies(TM) will make you laugh. My pathos will make you cry. My spell-checking will also make you cry. And so will my utter lack of originality after about the third post. There's only so much you can say about self-congratulatory stars before it stops being interesting.

Anyways. Stick around, Regular Readers, and I'll be sure to make this an experience you won't ever forget. Until Wednesday afternoon, at least, when something even more memorable will surely come along and bite you. Thanks. Peace out.  ¶ 00:07