Ooh, forgot: Best song, Eminem. Something of a surprise, but he deserved the Oscar. He didn't show up, though. He sent a curly-haired guy to pick it up for him.
Best actress. Let's see...my money's on Julianne Moore. She should win for
Far From Heaven. Great movie, great acting. But probably...no. Probably Renee Zellweger or Nicole Kidman. Yup: Nicole Kidman. It was the nose. The nose did it. All right, haven't seen
The Hours either yet. It's probably very good.