"Lose Your Head in Seven Days"

No, not dead. Not yet. In fact, according to The Death Clock, I'll be here until 2044. I've just been very preoccupied this week, and I simply haven't had time to write. In here. I have, of course, been writing elsewhere. I'll get back on the horse this weekend.

Tip of the day: If, like me, you're trying to quit the Cola, don't go for the TaB. TaB is bad (and backwards, it's "BaT", which says everything). TaB has the "full Cola taste - no sugar", but what they neglect to tell you is that it also makes you truly, horribly sick to your stomach. "Full Cola taste - toxic artificial flavouring" - there's a catchphrase for you. Diet sodas = sad joke. Water will have to do, but it's sooo boring. That brand needs a full makeover. "Water - not just for your grandpa! Now with enhanced water flavouring!". Eh.  ¶ 18:04