"It Needs More Funnies"

Sarcasm: What is it good for?

a) The funnies. Being sarcastic is easier than telling jokes. Less work is more play. More play is good. Thus sarcasm is good.
b) The cool factor. Cool people are sarcastic. For example: Dennis Miller is sarcastic. Dennis Miller is cool (or used to be, back when he was really sarcastic). Donald "Don" Rumsfeld is never sarcastic. Donald "Don" Rumsfeld is not cool. He's "square". Square is bad. Cool is good. Thus sarcasm is good.
c) The health factor. Sarcasm kills germs. Germs are not good. What kills germs must then be good. Thus sarcasm is good.
d) The sex factor. Sarcasm is sexy. Chicks like the sarcasm. Chicks is good. Thus sarcasm is good.
e) The unable-to-connect-with-people-without-being-sarcastic factor. Being unable to connect with people without resorting to sarcasm is good- No, wait. It's not. It's bad. Thus sarcasm, when it comes down to it, is bad. What a shocker. My entire life is a lie? My entire life is a lie! God damn you, sarcasm! You've broken me! Why, God, why?!

Sarcasm: What is it good for? About $13.75.

Thanks, and good night.  ¶ 23:28