Cold today, and in about a half hour I'm off to a family birthday party -- the birthday kid's first one, actually. What do you give someone who really doesn't care about gifts, or has any clue about what's going on? Leather briefcase? Plush toys? As far as he's concerned, anything he can pick up and stick in his mouth is a toy, so I guess I could get him...a cigar? That would go over well, I think.
Did I mention that it's cold? It really is. I dread going back out there.
I'd better freshen up and get changed.