Downtime. Premiere is rendering, and I'm enjoying an ice-cold Coca-Cola. Top ten reasons why Coca-Cola is the preferred drink of presidents, prime-ministers, and poverty-stricken people everywhere:

10. Enough sugar in a can of Coke to kill a full-grown elephant.
9. Water is so last century.
8. Two words: Crack cocaine.
7. Every bottle blessed by the Pope.
6. If you squint and shake your head, and you're really, really desperate, a Coca-Cola bottle looks like a naked woman.
5. It feels good to give your money to a gigantic, multinational corporate behemoth.
4. Drink enough Coke, and you start looking like the beautiful people in the commercials, except not really.
3. Spell Coca-Cola backwards, and you get Aloc-Acoc, which is probably part of an important prophecy or something.
2. It both causes and cures cancer at the same time!
1. There's absolutely nothing else to drink.

Ta-da! And now I'm done with the video-stuff too, so happy-happy, joy-joy.  ¶ 15:26