Tomorrow is what's known as "Xbox Day". On this holy day, the ancient texts read, the righteous shall rise and amass on the stores to purchase, with impunity (and silver), the box that is the X. And it shall be good. And the righteous and worthy shall also purchase the game that is hallowed, sacred, and saintly, known as "Halo". And it shall also be good. So good, in fact, that the following two days of rest shall be spent in awe and supplication of the 'Halo'.
In other words, I'm getting an
Xbox, and I'm getting
Halo. I can't afford it, but I deserve it. It's been one of those weeks. I intend for this coming weekend to kick several different kinds of
arse.