Sound goes to Black Hawk Down. Should probably have gone to Moulin Rouge but, hey, who can judge these things? Sound editing: Pearl Harbor. Hmm.

Now it's best supporting actor. Ian McKellen, Ian McKellen, come on, come on, come on! Jim Broadbent is great, but I haven't seen Iris, and neither has anyone else. Ethan Hawke in Training Day? Nah. Sexy Beast Ben Kingsley? Didn't see that one either. Ian, you can beat these guys. Believe in yourself! Jon Voight in Ali. Pft. And the non-loser is...Jim Broadbent? Huh. Well, he's an excellent actor, but LOTR was robbed. Again!

Noooooo! Weird entertainment stage number, with Cirque du Soleil. Pain! Misery! Grrr. Do they really need to pad the running time on this show? Okay, they're pretty good, but it's still French-Canadian avant garde weird pretentious stuff. I'm afraid someone's gonna get hurt... Flashy stuff. I'm impressed. Still unnecessary, though. Whoa, yellow bird-guys bungie-jumping from the ceiling. Cooool. Would be even better if the supports broke and they crushed some high-profile actors!  ¶ 04:09