Here's the thing... If I decide to put random thoughts to paper, but there's no one around to read them, can they be spell-checked?

The philosophical ramifications are simply massive. Actually, no, that didn't make any sense. But this does:

These are my words, and while they're not particularly valuable, nor likely to win anyone the Nobel Prize, they're mine. They won't change your life, they won't make you rich and famous, but if you take a few minutes out of your day to read through them, they might inspire you, make you laugh, or simply provide a few moments worth of entertainment.

Best of all, they're free.

Whenever something happens -- big or small -- I'll post it here. Keep reading.  ¶ 19:09